Monday, October 17, 2005

Taa Daa

After a brief email today asking if after 2 months I was still without a Kitchen and water I thought I should share these with you

TAA DAA Look Marrr No Cats





Oh an here is the equally pokey bathroom , Not that you saw what it looked like before hand








oh and on another note, While walking through Kmart on the weekend I heard one male employee say to another female employee "Did you pop your pimple yet?" ??????

Friday, August 26, 2005

use

Yesterday Morning I had a Kitchen albeit an ugly falling apart chipboard with 70's Orange bench tops that were somewhat comforting. The kitchen had lots of cats even though you couldn't swing one in it.(well not really lots of cats , yesterday it did because for the first time the bench tops were unclutterd and they could jump onto them)

Now I have this






Now you might say WOW ....lucky you..but why is there a bath tub in your kitchen

BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS



i HAVE NO BATHROOM NO TAPS AND DON'T VER GO THERE ABOUT THE TOILET. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SINGLE SOURCE OF WATER.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Spoot on Wikki

I nearly missed the bus this morning because of my stupid cat wikki who can't manage to even sit on a table without falling off yet managed to snap a yellow faced honey eater out of the air whilt sitting on the balcony. I had to bring the porr little thing inside and give it good karma vibes in cleopatra's bedroom until it could fly again. Then like a idiot I had to catch it and let it go.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

on a good note

Shopping at Bondi Junction ( the jungo) with cleopatra who has two black eyes at the moment as a result of triping out of the shower recess and into the door , wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. You see if we had of gone to Westfield Eastgardens people would have just assumed that she had the black eyes because someone belted her one, Where as at Westfield Bondi no one even looked at her at all , they all just assumed she has had nose job like everyone else.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

I must remember

I must remember to lose at least 10KG before I go shopping at Bondi Junction again.... It was not a good experience.

On another note the poor silhouette went to Canberra last night to play fooseball, and he said it was freezing this morning , The poor little darling will frezze to death later on today when he has to play, and his mummy didn't go to watch him.
I feel really bad that I am not there but I figured an interstate trip and all ,, even though it would have been only a few hours on a train was just a little to far to go, But i will be a nervous wreck until I here from him again. I have this major fear that something bad will happen if I am not there, something like
A) Him losing his temper and decking someone.
B) Him illegaly tackling someone ( He seem to do this even in my presence)
C) Him injuring himself, Badly
D) Him telling his coach to go intercourse himself, (something I wish to do myself)

Sunday, August 07, 2005

2004 Kitsch

This is what I spent my day doing today , I had found a canvas that I had painted the background on a thousand times , for a long time , and the I could nevre bring my self to paint in the incredibly 2004 flowers on it. It would always get thrown behind the couch , so today I wiped off the cob web and began to finally complete the essence of 2004 Kitch. To which Farnsworth promptly returned from his mysterious trip to the JUNGO (Bondi Junction) and Declared , "THAT'S CRAP where are you putting it" ....

"Your room Farnsworth your room"


Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Ohh

Ohh I remembered my log in name and password