The Unfallen Blog

Taa Daa

2005-10-17T21:07:00.000+10:00

After a brief email today asking if after 2 months I was still without a Kitchen and water I thought I should share these with you

TAA DAA Look Marrr No Cats

Oh an here is the equally pokey bathroom , Not that you saw what it looked like before hand

oh and on another note, While walking through Kmart on the weekend I heard one male employee say to another female employee "Did you pop your pimple yet?" ??????

use

2005-08-26T06:58:00.000+10:00

Yesterday Morning I had a Kitchen albeit an ugly falling apart chipboard with 70's Orange bench tops that were somewhat comforting. The kitchen had lots of cats even though you couldn't swing one in it.(well not really lots of cats , yesterday it did because for the first time the bench tops were unclutterd and they could jump onto them)

Now I have this

Now you might say WOW ....lucky you..but why is there a bath tub in your kitchen

BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

i HAVE NO BATHROOM NO TAPS AND DON'T VER GO THERE ABOUT THE TOILET. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SINGLE SOURCE OF WATER.

Spoot on Wikki

2005-08-22T16:28:00.000+10:00

I nearly missed the bus this morning because of my stupid cat wikki who can't manage to even sit on a table without falling off yet managed to snap a yellow faced honey eater out of the air whilt sitting on the balcony. I had to bring the porr little thing inside and give it good karma vibes in cleopatra's bedroom until it could fly again. Then like a idiot I had to catch it and let it go.

on a good note

2005-08-14T07:38:00.000+10:00

Shopping at Bondi Junction ( the jungo) with cleopatra who has two black eyes at the moment as a result of triping out of the shower recess and into the door , wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. You see if we had of gone to Westfield Eastgardens people would have just assumed that she had the black eyes because someone belted her one, Where as at Westfield Bondi no one even looked at her at all , they all just assumed she has had nose job like everyone else.

I must remember

2005-08-13T15:49:00.000+10:00

I must remember to lose at least 10KG before I go shopping at Bondi Junction again.... It was not a good experience.

On another note the poor silhouette went to Canberra last night to play fooseball, and he said it was freezing this morning , The poor little darling will frezze to death later on today when he has to play, and his mummy didn't go to watch him.
I feel really bad that I am not there but I figured an interstate trip and all ,, even though it would have been only a few hours on a train was just a little to far to go, But i will be a nervous wreck until I here from him again. I have this major fear that something bad will happen if I am not there, something like
A) Him losing his temper and decking someone.
B) Him illegaly tackling someone ( He seem to do this even in my presence)
C) Him injuring himself, Badly
D) Him telling his coach to go intercourse himself, (something I wish to do myself)

2004 Kitsch

2005-08-07T18:47:00.000+10:00

This is what I spent my day doing today , I had found a canvas that I had painted the background on a thousand times , for a long time , and the I could nevre bring my self to paint in the incredibly 2004 flowers on it. It would always get thrown behind the couch , so today I wiped off the cob web and began to finally complete the essence of 2004 Kitch. To which Farnsworth promptly returned from his mysterious trip to the JUNGO (Bondi Junction) and Declared , "THAT'S CRAP where are you putting it" ....

"Your room Farnsworth your room"

Ohh

2005-07-20T14:13:00.000+10:00

Ohh I remembered my log in name and password

MMmm Lesson for today

2005-05-04T10:37:00.000+10:00

Home made Yoghurt as no Stablisers in it.

So you might try to re-think the idea of taking your freshly made yoghurt to work with you
Because when you arrive work , after walking for 1 hour and 15 minutes or around 10 km (according to my kellogs cocopops pedometer )
you will have a tupperware contain of cultured MILK.

Ohh while searching for a pic of the pedometer I found this cooky site the slippery truffle how Strange

Taa Daa

2005-04-25T16:04:00.000+10:00

tasks complete

Although the cupboard door was a little tricky as the ajoining cupboard that sits at a T section made it reall hard to get the drill in and I ended up having to drill at an angle.
I also learned that if you mis-place a container of yogurt in your bedroom , you will eventually find it and it will NOT be a pleasant experience at all, infact it is somewhat akin to finding rotten eggs or even a dead body (like the melting man downstairs now he stunk really bad)

On a good note Tooki seems to have forgotten that her eggs were stolen already and is back to being the happy cherpy bird she was last week.

I wonder what cleopatra will do when she finds them hiden in her jewelery box?

Progress and Slackness

2005-04-25T13:08:00.000+10:00

I have accomplished Tasks 1 and 3 and am partly though 2
I am currently feeling rather slack as Tooki my Lovebird whom I aways fancied as a male bird decided to lay eggs last week. Thankfully Tooki is a rather unisex name.

But while googling her silly behaviour as she has no boyfriend, it appears that I should have taken the first egg off her and that may have stopped the laying of the subsequent next egg, and next egg and next egg,,,, Now I have a silly bird trying to hatch 4 unfertile eggs , which apparently is bad for her health.

So not want to be the big egg stealing mama ,,,I threw a blanket over the cage so she couldn.t see who was out side the cage and with a lovely red, and green sock on my hand , A hude rabbitohs snake did stolr them eggs away..

Now I feel so bad as she is sitting on no eggs the silly girl. and I feel like SPOOT!!

Tasks for Today

2005-04-25T11:53:00.000+10:00

I have set myself some Anzac day public holiday tasks.

Clean Cleopatra's room ( as she is never going to finish it her self.....and I did the boys last week, so I feel a tad guilty.
Clean My room , as it is by far the messiest room in the place, Well at least I admit to it!
Screw the blind thingy into the wall so the stupid cords can be attached to it (Stupid roman Blinds)
re-attach the pot and pans cupboard door that has fallen off 1000 times

Fooseball

2005-04-25T07:15:00.000+10:00

Well My beautiful Sunday turned out to be quite a different day altogether , Farnsworth , whom I was so worried about ending up in some sort of plaster body apparel, came though the game relatively unscathed, which I guess shouldn't be a shock if you never get the ball.

On the other hand the silhouette was the one that needed the Medicare cards, as some fat ass Novacastrian (sp?) landed on his foot and squished it, which would be no mean feat as I fine it hard to believe that anyone could be fat enough to cause damage in the first place(more like he landed on his own foot) , considering some unknown fan on a certain web site stated "The silhouette was an absolute sensation.....He reminds me of Mark Riddell on a good day." which prompted a "That sucks ewwwww I don't like Mark Riddell " from a very disgruntled Cleopatra

Needless to say the employing club has had him whisked of to physio every day for the last two weeks so that he could play yesterday at Brookvale ( apparently It's a mad ground?)

Once again I missed the game as Farnsworth was playing again at the same time, this time he got the ball and ran. If he was to realise his potential and had a little confidence in himself , I think he just might be a good player. It is actually refreshing to watch football , when it is for fun and not serious like the silhouettes where every little thing you do is under scrutiny

Back to Brookvale , He played they won, unlike the spooty first grade , incidently I just heard on the news that heads were going to roll in first grade , which could have been a good thing IF the silhouettes foot had have been in fine form , which sadly I think is not.

Beach Blanket Bingo

2005-04-15T18:31:00.000+10:00

While sitting on the ever so crowded bus on the way home from another day at torture with That boy , I noticed that the boy in front of me had a hair line that was almost identical to Frankie Avalon, it was very unnerving

Naughty Alpaca

2005-04-11T18:40:00.000+10:00

My long awaited, well not that long , not even a week really has arrived. Farnsworth is in hysterics as he thinks it would have to be the dirtiest animal he has ever seen he is amused at the fact that the ocassional dag is present amonst it. I think he might be right. While I knew that this alpaca (A12 ) was not really a clean animal, I had no idea how dirty it REALLY was.

This will be an experience

I suppose

2005-04-10T14:33:00.000+10:00

I shall go and clean up now

My My MY Beautiful Sunday.

2005-04-10T08:38:00.000+10:00

Oh what a glorious Day
Cleopatra has awoken, after no less that 1 hour of prompting, prodding and eventually yelling
She has stumbled into her AMF ever so creased work uniform, last nights orange bacardi breezers lip colouring and lovely panda eyes. She is wandering around in a state of obvious drunkedness.
Happy Bowling customers.....I think NOT

I shall not be making the trip to Newcastle (Gosford actually as Newcastles Energy Australia Stadium isn't ready til next week ) to watch the silhouette play the knights, I did however manage to ring him and wish him good luck. He was on the bus with the rest of the team, somehow I don't think phone calls from mummy are impressive.

I am however going to watch Farnsworth play fooseball, Which is a whole new kettle of fish. I have ensured I have packed all medical insurance and papers in my handbag and checked that my purse has sufficient funds to get us to the nearest casuality unit if required.

Too Busy

2005-04-10T07:33:00.000+10:00

I think my blog looks too busy . I will fix it later

It Fell

2005-04-09T22:05:00.000+10:00

Sadly My other blog that I was trying to resurrect after the lord of the blogs sent me my long lost password Fell. The text has fallen to the bottom of the page and it can't get up. I am quite sad about that even though I have totally neglected it for at least 6 months.

Now thats a thought to ponder, While spell checking the above text , The spell checker assumes the word "blog" is an error and prompts you to change it to "Bloc". Ironic

Testing

2005-04-09T22:00:00.000+10:00

This is a test 1, 2, 3